A little bit about me...

When I was born, I was 0.

Then I was raised by wild Leprechauns. They were my family for awhile, until Oprah came along. She adopted me, and stole the Leprechauns gold, then ate them (I think).

I then proceeded to grow up, which was a long and arduous process, and involved the legendary Spear of Longinus more than once. When I grew up, I met Thor. I borrowed his hammer to put up some shelves. After that, he stopped speaking to me. I tried to make it up to him. I sent him the bitchin' est ballpeen hammer. I think that pissed him off more.

I've been struck by lightning 847 times. Coincidence?

After that I went swimming one day, and was swallowed by a giant sea sponge. I don't know how the hell that happened, and frankly, I don't want to know.

I somehow escaped. I won't go into details, but I got hit by lightning again.

That's when I decided to settle down and try out this here "inter-net". I hear Al Gore made it, so it has to be good, right?

The End.

posted by Mark @ 12:18 AM