(Pre)Ponderances

I once quoted to Sasquatch, "You know, if you walk a mile in a man's shoes..."

I told the Loch Ness Monster, "you shouldn't really be here." She didn't get it either.

Once, I spotted a Unicorn. But then it started to rain, and the unicorn ran into a tree trying to get away. Now we have Zebras. (think about it)

I once saw a sea monster. But... isn't that idea? Why else would it be called a 'sea (see) monster'?

"C" is for cookie, that's good enough for Cookie Monster. And me.

If "i" before "e" except after "c", well... what the hell made "c" so special?

And what's with all the "C" related ponderances?

If I mix Coca-Cola and 7-up (the 'un-cola'), will the universe explode?

Do Identical Twins occur when God's copy machine gets jammed and He presses the button twice?

Maybe the Platypus isn't an amalgamation of other animals, but rather maybe those other animals happened when a platypus exploded, and each piece took on a life of it's own.

How come super models can't fly under their own power?

posted by Mark @ 8:40 PM