Pat and the Cat
There once was a Pat.
She had a cat
We called it the Cat of Pat
Neither Pat nor the Cat wore a hat,
but that is that (and not very relevant to this rhyme).
The hatless Pat and her hatless Cat
like to do this and that.
This was here, and that was there,
Where I'm going with this I don't care.
Pat like to leave, her computer on,
Cat liked to browse, when Pat she had gone,
Cat was horné,
and he liked to play,
on the kitty porn sites all the day.
But luckily for Pat,
She'd leave her browser at,
Centropolis deedumdaday, (<=filler gibberish)
So when Cat did log in,
To view kitty skin,
Pat got another log on!
If you really want to know why I've written some of these, feel free to ask. Otherwise, enjoy :)
posted by Mark @ 9:33 PM
2 Comments:
I kinda do want to know?
LOL! Well, okay. On a message board I used to frequent, they'd keep a log-on count. But the cookies would expire fairly quickly, so even just activating the window could get you a logon. So one of the people there (Pat, of course), had such a high logon count to a low post count ratio (and she wasn't a lurker, we all knew her), so she said that it was because she usually left her browser window open to the message board, and at night, her cat would hit the keyboard (supposedly looking for "kitty porn", an inside joke), which is how she kept getting logons.
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